I read People.com to mock it. And I’m almost offended when they make it too easy. For instance, take this headline:

Poll: Do you approve of Jen(ifer Anniston) and John (Mayer)’s relationship?

Who am I? Her mother? If I was, I would have disowned her after the Brad Pitt break-up anyway. Gwyneth eventually redeemed herself … until the whole Apple thing. But, seriously. Do I approve? I don’t even care!

What’s most shocking about this is that 60 percent of those people who actually answered the question said they didn’t approve of the relationship. To be fair, there was no “undecided” button. So, if you use the logic of the McCain campaign in reviewing recent polling, all of those votes would break for the cranky old men, anyway.