By now, you may have heard that the Centers for Disease Control has released a guide to help you protect you and yours during a zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately, the post apparently has crashed the CDC’s website.

But fear not, ladies and gentlemen, we here at the City Paper have found a copy of that handy-dandy guide. (Note: The image may look small, but you can zoom in to read it.)

The CDC’s warning couldn’t have come at a better time. Zombies are heading our way.

As part of the Holy City’s annual Spoleto fest, the Footlight Players Theatre will present H. Apocalyptus, a dark comedy about life in these here United States after zombie-geddon has come and gone.

The play runs June 8, 11 at 8 p.m.; June 9-10 at 9 p.m.; June 12 at 6 p.m. Footlight Players Theatre, 20 Queen St. (866) 811-4111. Tickets are $19, $15/students, seniors