Hereโ€™s the Wrap:

โ€ข Need to quench that craving for gambling? Join the military.

There are thousands of slot machines on military bases overseas. The military says the revenue from the slots — well over $100 million annually — is used to fund recreation programs overseas, such as swimming pools, movie theaters and concerts.

โ€ข Mitt Romney is afraid of the โ€œMโ€ word, and itโ€™s not โ€œmormon.โ€

In his new ad, an announcer talks about Mitt Romneyโ€™s conservative approach in โ€œthe most liberal state in the countryโ€ (while showing pictures of Senator John Kerry and Michael Dukakis and a headline with Senator Edward M. Kennedyโ€™s name) and says, โ€œIn the toughest place, Mitt Romneyโ€™s done the toughest things.โ€ Mr. Romney was, of course, the Republican governor of Massachusetts, but you wonโ€™t learn that from the ad.

โ€ข You canโ€™t walk around Germany naked. For you tourists, you canโ€™t walk around Marion Square naked, either.

โ€ข Al Parish wants out of jail next week. Sorry buddy โ€” you missed all the finales and they took your TIVO. I’d tough it out till the Fall.

โ€ข Female Berkeley County teacher accused of having a relationship with a 13-year-old girl.


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