• Man arrested in case of missing N.Y. woman who vanished in Florida. Don’t worry, Rudy fans. It was not the woman pictured above.
• Apple disappoints on WiFi hopes, but does offer a super-thin laptop that we’re sure to lose on our cluttered desk.
• Mona Lisa’s identity revealed — on dusty plaque that has hung for years beside the Mona Lisa. Totally spoils the ending to upcoming National Treasure III.
• In her most surprising venture yet, television icon Oprah announces she’s entering the television business.
• Kevin Federline says that his problems make people feel normal. No, Kevin. They make us feel good about being normal.
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