Last night I was wondering what G.W. Bush is going to do after he gets out of office.  It might be hard for him to find a job considering how he has failed on such a spectacular level.  Most ex-presidents make a lot of money going around, giving speeches, but as we all know, public speaking isn’t one of his strong suits.

Doesn’t he seems like the kind of guy who makes a really good salsa.  That could be a business opportunity for him right there.  George W. Bush- Salsa.  Could have three temperatures- Mild, Medium, and Nu-ca-lur.  He could put his face on the jar, Paul Newman style.  Conservatives would love it because they’d think he was a bad ass, liberals would love it for the irony.

He could do commercials for them- “George W. Bush Peach Salsa- There’s peaches in the salsa.”   “I’m George W. Bush and I approve this salsa.”  The possibilities are endless.

He could make his own brand of terrorist salsa.  We’d all know it’s simply hummus, but it’d be fun for him.

“George W. Bush Salsa- You eat it with chips”

“George W. Bush- It’s a heckofa Salsa”

Seriously, this is brilliant.

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