Blotter O’ The Week:

A downtown reveler reported a strange exchange with a cab driver
after a night out on the town. As the cabbie was driving her home,
he told her he was a serial killer, but he didn’t feel like killing that night, and that he was a vampire, but he wasn’t thirsty.

Weapon O’ The Week: A house key

Police on patrol came upon — er, excuse us — they found a man sitting on a front porch with his pants unzipped and a lady friend sitting beside him with her hand on his leg.

An officer already taking a DUI suspect to the county detention center found a car stopped in the middle of the road. The driver had passed out and was also arrested for driving under the influence.

Items Stolen This Week: Six bikes and seven GPS units

Comment O’ The Week: “I didn’t do anything wrong. I’m just fucked up.”

Facebook Threat O’ The Week: “See what happens now, cause I ain’t all talk. I do tha damn thing.”

Strip club owners contacted police last week when a fired employee allegedly refused to A) put her clothes on and B) leave. She was eventually arrested for trespassing.

The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We’ve added a cartoon and a little commentary. We’ve added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.

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