Dear poser at the Recovery Room Saturday night,
You look like a toolbag. Your mohawk, jeggings, artfully ripped tank top, and ironic tattoos do not look effortlessly cool. They look like you spent a lot of time getting dressed and a lot of time looking at yourself in the mirror. I can’t wait until 5 years down the road when you look back and cringe.
-Hipster hater
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