Illustration by Steve Stegelin Credit: Steve Stegelin

Reports taken from Jan. 6 to Jan. 7

As per usual โ€ฆ

Charleston police on Jan. 6 responded to a shoplifting at a King Street grocery store where a man allegedly stuffed โ€œseveral packsโ€ of meat and frozen shrimp in his jacket and canned goods into a bag before making a run for the exit. Itโ€™s a little late for a holiday dinner party, but weโ€™d still like an invite. 

Five stars

A North Charleston Lyft driver told North Charleston police one of his passengers on Jan. 6 was talking on the phone about selling โ€œthree kilos of dope.โ€ The driver reportedly finished the drive, taking the passenger to his destination, despite his concerns about criminal activity. Guess he was really working those tips. 

Bad timing

Someone reportedly stole a bicycle from an East Bay Street residence on Jan. 7, according to Charleston police. While thereโ€™s never a good time to have your bike stolen, there appears to be worse times to steal a bike, as two days after the theft, Charleston dealt with some pretty severe rain. Somebody should have stolen a paddleboat. 

โ€˜A good drinkโ€™

Charleston police on Jan. 6 questioned a man on East Bay Street about suspected public intoxication. The man told police he had โ€œhad a good drink,โ€ shortly before losing his balance and falling over, effectively ending the need for officerโ€™s to question him further.


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