Reports taken from Jan. 18 to Jan. 26
What a waste
A West Ashley woman told police Jan. 18 that someone threw eggs, hot dogs and vanilla snack-pack puddings at her house while she was out for dinner, causing no real damage but definitely making a mess. We’ve heard of egging someone’s house before, but this could be the first-ever combination hot-dogging/pudding-ing of a house we’ve ever heard about.
Hear us out
A downtown man on Jan. 23 reportedly stole two jugs of laundry detergent, two packs of fabric softener and two “odor blaster”- scented beads from a King Street store. We know stealing is wrong and all, but this is one of those times that it may be in the public’s best interest to just let the guy clean his clothes, you know?
The car wash crunch
A malfunction at a drive-through car wash in Mount Pleasant on Jan. 26 resulted in two vehicles being pushed together on the track. While police were on-scene, a second collision occurred in the car wash, prompting response from another officer. Police noted in the report that they frequently respond to this particular car wash for similar cases.
Just passin’ through
A North Charleston man on Jan. 26 told police his back window screen was removed and the window was left open. The man and police noted that nothing seemed to be stolen from the property, which we guess means whoever presumably broke in either was in it for the kicks, or just looking for a shortcut.
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