Barack Obama is looking for a few volunteers on election day (that’s Nov. 4 for those who can’t pull themselves from the Guitar Hero). McCain would send out a similar message, but his core group of volunteers are already serving as poll workers (get it — cause he’s old and they’re old … oh, never mind. You can’t expect us to come up with new materials with only eight days to go).


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