Three disappointing points on Michael Phelps and his bong:
1. He actually did visit South Carolina and gets in trouble in Columbia instead of Charleston.
2. The kid who took the picture will no doubt blow the thousands that he got for it on weed.
3. Proving he’s an athlete first and a celebrity second, Phelps gets busted with drugs instead of providing us with an easily downloadable sex tape.
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