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Hereโ€™s the wrap:

โ€ข 1,000 stolen wedding gowns recovered on their way to Mexico. I could make a funny Mitt Romeny/ Mormonism joke here, but Iโ€™ll leave that one alone.

โ€ข All charges against the Duke lacrosse players have been dropped. Oh, the money these kids will get.

โ€ข Law & Order star and presidential candidate Fred Thompson says he has lymphoma, but heโ€™s okay.

โ€ข Katie Couric caught in plagiarism scandal. Her defense: โ€œI did not have sexual relations with that woman.โ€

โ€ข 15-month mandatory stays in Iraq for Army soldiers. Donโ€™t everybody sign up at once, now.

โ€ข A 50-year-old drummer for a punk band, who wears dentures, is arrested when his soap tests positive for GHB, a rape drug.

โ€˜โ€™A date-rape drug is the last thing I need,โ€™โ€™ he said. โ€˜โ€™If anything, I need a way to keep the girls off me. They make my girlfriend mad.โ€™โ€™

โ€ข Giuliani says flying the confederate flag is a stateโ€™s right, proving that if this president thing doesnโ€™t pan out, heโ€™ll run for governor of South Carolina. โ€”Greg Hambrick


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