Here’s the Wrap (it’s late, but it’s long):

โ€ข The child in me enjoyed this headline: Recruiting Plankton to Fight Global Warming

โ€ข Sure to line Obamaโ€™s South Carolina pockets, Inez is in the senatorโ€™s corner. Meanwhile, Obamaโ€™s South Carolina visit included an ethical error.

โ€ข Prince Harry (you may know him as โ€œThe Cute Oneโ€) will soon be heading to Iraq. Iโ€™d say they can replace that โ€œfearโ€ he will be targeted by terrorists with โ€œassured.โ€

โ€ข Corzine sorry for not wearing his seat belt.

โ€ข Wolfowitz, unlike Gonzales, can see the writing on the wall. Heโ€™s nearly ready to resign.

โ€ข Legally Blonde: The Musical โ€” no really!

โ€ข Condi may meet with Iran.

โ€ข Get it before itโ€™s gone: Cobainโ€™s stuff is going up for auction.

โ€ข Read It To Believe It:

Villagers at a wedding in eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groomโ€™s more sober brother instead, police said Monday.


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