[image-1]Here’s the wrap:

• Prince Harry is too pretty to go to Iraq. Wait, that’s my reasoning, not England’s.

• Amazon says copy your musical heart out.

• Kids are learning. With America’s Top Model on a continuous loop on MTV and Zack and Cody on Disney, I’d stick my face in a book, too.

• Leave it to The Onion to sum up Falwell’s passing.

“He was committed to preaching God’s Word and for that he’s earned his reward in heaven … unless, of course, he was completely wrong about everything.”

• Hugging bandit nabbed.

•The headline says it all: “Train passengers asked to get out and push.”

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