Hereโ€™s the wrap:

โ€ข Prince Harry is too pretty to go to Iraq. Wait, thatโ€™s my reasoning, not Englandโ€™s.

โ€ข Amazon says copy your musical heart out.

โ€ข Kids are learning. With Americaโ€™s Top Model on a continuous loop on MTV and Zack and Cody on Disney, Iโ€™d stick my face in a book, too.

โ€ข Leave it to The Onion to sum up Falwellโ€™s passing.

โ€œHe was committed to preaching Godโ€™s Word and for that heโ€™s earned his reward in heaven โ€ฆ unless, of course, he was completely wrong about everything.โ€

โ€ข Hugging bandit nabbed.

โ€ขThe headline says it all: โ€œTrain passengers asked to get out and push.”


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