Here’s the wrap:
• Prince Harry is too pretty to go to Iraq. Wait, that’s my reasoning, not England’s.
• Amazon says copy your musical heart out.
• Kids are learning. With America’s Top Model on a continuous loop on MTV and Zack and Cody on Disney, I’d stick my face in a book, too.
• Leave it to The Onion to sum up Falwell’s passing.
“He was committed to preaching God’s Word and for that he’s earned his reward in heaven … unless, of course, he was completely wrong about everything.”
• Hugging bandit nabbed.
•The headline says it all: “Train passengers asked to get out and push.”
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