Here’s the Wrap:
• Paula Abdul breaks her nose. She apparently was trying to avoid stepping on her dog. ”All from my little chubby Tulip.” “Chubby?!” The always wishy-washy American Idol judge must save her critiques for home.
• It’s going to be a busy hurricane season. Three to five major hurricanes — none named Tulip.
• Minimum wage hike attached to Iraq funding bill. Because, if you can’t get a timetable for getting soldiers out of Iraq, go with a completely unrelated demand that would garner broad bipartisan support anyway.
• Viagra won’t keep you up. Well, at least not with jet lag.
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