• Post and Courier is covering its bases: “Rain, tornadoes, hurricane might be on their way.” For those not willing to click away: Rain tonight, tornado tomorrow, hurricane? Well there’s a blob in the mid-Atlantic that could be in the Bahamas by the weekend.
• South Carolina is so … screwed: The state is calling for a 3 percent across-the-board budget cut because of low tax collections. Budget overseers say that less-than-expected sales tax collections are to blame. Yeah, cause all those queens are heading to Savannah where they want the money.
• There’s a new Clue, with weapons like a gym weight, an ax, and a trophy. A trophy killer? I’m guessing it was Charlie Sheen or anybody else at Two and a Half Men responsible for ruining Jon Cryer’s street cred.
• Just when you thought there wasn’t enough country music singers in gay porn (OK, maybe you weren’t thinking it…) Kenny Chesney is allegedly stripping football players for rehabilitative showers.



