Get together with your honey (or a crowd if you’re feeling feisty and everybody has current health records on hand) and get to smoochin’. Don’t thank us, thank John McCain. 

The McCain speech “Spin the Election” kissing game:

One kiss: Terror, Threat, War (including references to specific wars: WW II, Vietnam, Iraq, Cola Wars, Lauren vs. Heidi), Reagan, “My Opponent,” Terror, Reform

Seven minutes in Heaven (you’ll need it): Bush, Palin, values


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