What the hell’s up with this cold season?  Everyone is sick, and I keep coming in and out of getting sick.  It always comes along to ruin the weekend, too.  This morning I woke up with that the same damn head congestion coming back.  But, this time I’ve got mud-butt to go along with it.  Tylenol-sinus and mud-butt equals six times to the can before noon.  WTF!?!?  Thank god for the new year, and lengthening of days.  Spring can’t come soon enough!  I need stable weather, and sick people to stay the fuck home and stop reinfecting me.   -snuffleupagus


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