I hate a certain NFL player for wearing sweatpants to a nightclub and shooting himself in the leg. I mean, what bonehead wears sweatpants to a club? And then puts a gun in the waistband? Seriously. I can’t even bear to contemplate the stupidity of it all, because my favorite football team were crushed by the Eagles yesterday–all because of his dumbassery.


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