I HATE the people who self-check out with no experience at the grocery store.  You uncomfortable, niave girl who put all 80 of your items onto the self-checkout:  what are you thinking?!?  After bringing too much up there, you decide to pull your bags back into your cart prematurely, causing the machine to have an aneurism, because you don’t know to leave them on the scale.  AHHHHH, get a grip and go to the regular clerk-assisted checkout if you are a self-checkout virgin!  I hate you and the way you held up the line at the grocery store downtown today!  All I had was a tasty sandwich and drink, but had to wait ten extra minutes because of your ineptitude.  Self-checkout FAIL!

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