Glenn “I nearly died getting surgery on my butt” Beck has a crystal ball, ladies and gentlemen, and it’s filled with blood. In a discussion with Bill “Rub my falafel” O’Reilly on the Fairness Doctrine, the former addict Beck revealed the future of America:

“Depression and Revolution. That’s what’s coming. They’re going to eat the rich.”

I hear that hyperbolic windbags are great on the barby.


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