Fast and French is getting ready to throw a big party in celebration of their 25th anniversary. They’re currently having a captions contest. The pig and the chicken in their logo are always talking to each other in their weekly CP ads. What would you have them say to each other?

Go to G&M, fill out the balloons, and see if you can win. The entries will be read (like a litany) at next weekend’s anniversary party and attendees will vote for the best. The winner will receive a “flower bottle” of Perrier Jouët champagne.

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