Admittedly, I pulled in front of you on Ashley Phosphate, but it wasn’t close enough that you had to slam on your breaks or anything – well, maybe you had to tap your breaks, but there was no imminent accident. So, why did you have to honk for a good half mile and ride my bumper all the way down Rivers Avenue? Did I catch you before your morning coffee? Where you just that excited to get to work? Calm down, buddy. Merging happens. Just ask your mother, she’ll tell ya all about it.
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