We don’t want you here. This also applies to natives of: Connecticut, New York, etc. If I were really mean, I’d say Greenville/Spartanburg/Columbia too because, lets face it, you people moved here because your towns suck. James Island and Mt. Pleasant used to be rural and traffic free, for God’s sakes! I bet you people can’t even imagine that. Those days are long gone…and its so very sad. Thanks for adding to the crappy overdevelopment and ridiculous overpopulation and thanks for allowing us the sweet, sweet pleasure of listening to your god awful Northeastern/upstate yokel accents.

—Go back to Ohio!!!

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