This is to the weird employee at the phone store last night. When we arrived, you were just standing outside playing with a bouncy ball. You said something unintelligible to us and laughed when we seemed confused. You followed us in then ignored us, and when I asked for your help you gave it begrudgingly. When you finally finished you got uncomfortably close to me, with my boyfriend standing right beside me, mind you, to show me your handiwork. Dude, you’re creepy and unprofessional. I think you’d be better suited to work at a place that doesn’t involve interacting with people.

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