To my lovely fiancée who is asleep right now. I love you. I would do almost anything for you. I say almost because I do not like killing people. I hate most people but I love you somehow. Maybe its because you make me laugh. Maybe its because you are beautiful. Maybe its because of your red hair or freckles. It is all of these and more. I love you love.

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