To Mr. Generous who picks up his buddy’s tab and leaves a crummy 10% tip: Two things, 1. If you need a reminder of what year it is , I’ll give you a hint, it’s not 19 anything anymore. 10% might have been a good tip back in your day, but it’s gone up. Just double that and you’re good to go . 2. If getting good service and paying for it isn’t your deal, then might I suggest nuking a Steak-umm for yourself and getting your dog Alex to fetch a Stroh’s from the fridge for you. P.S. There’s no shame in asking your freeloading pal to pick up the tip!
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