I hate people that get plastic surgery, especially the ones that brag about it. I mean, I guess in some cases, it’s acceptable. But there seems to be a growing number of people in Charleston who get it done and then go and brag about it. “I’m not naturally pretty so I got my face filled with plastic and now I’m going to tell everyone!” It might be even funnier though when people try to hide it and it’s painfully obvious. I’ve seen so many SOB wives with their faces pulled so tight they can’t blink, or their lips puffed out like fish. Not attractive, ladies. Just grow old gracefully. But there’s nothing like the young girls doing it. You just look pathetic. Just accept that you’re ugly and get on with your life.

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