For my New Year’s resolution I vowed that I would not be so consumed with the stupidity of idiots and inconsiderate douche bags any more, but the absolute pig who had the nerve to cut in front of me in Publix last week with his bag of dry ice, because he “was in a hurry” does not know how close he came to getting that damned block of dry ice turned into a suppository. If you had ASKED me, asshole, I would have gladly let you ahead of me.
I hope I see you again, buddy….