Hey fellas, the ones that were riding your bikes in Wagener Terrace on Wednesday evening with no shirts on, chiseled muscles glistening in the setting sun. I was tempted to invite you into my house for some Chinese food and a threesome. Next time you ride by, stop by and say hello. It’s rare to see such sexy, athletic man meat in Charleston. Me likey.

-crusher


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