In the year 2040, after recreational marijuana use has been legalized in South Carolina, we’ll have to come up with clever names for all the local flavors of weed. Foodies with the munchies will talk about the unique terroir of, say, Kiawah Kush or Walahallelujah (fresh from Walhalla). To get a jump on things, we started brainstorming and came up with this list of names for local varietals. Got any other suggestions?

1. Traveler’s Rest

2. Sullivan’s Island Sticky Icky

3. Mt. Pleasant Purple

4. Johns Highland

5. Wadmalaw Wowie

6. Spartanbud

7. Awendaw Green

8. West Ashley Whammy

9. Columbi-Yeah

10. Dirty Myrtle

11. Santee Super

12. Lake Hartwell Daaaaaamn

13. Clover Clover

14. Easley E-Z

15. Cherryvale Choom

16. Sumter Sumthin’

17. Folly Beach Folly

18. Georgetown Ganja

19. Summerville Skunk / Flowertown Power

20. Hilton Headies

21. Bulls Bay City Rollers

22. Bamberg Bam-Bam

23. Beaufort Beauty

24. Denmark Dank

25. Honea Path Honey

26. Jonesville Jones

27. Kingstree King’s Tree

28. Lancaster Gangster

29. Marion Swamp Fox

30. Ninety Six 420

31. North Chuck Nugs

32. Swansea Sweet

33. Pawley’s Island Primo

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