Charleston you disappoint us. You failed to drink a mere 39 more cases of PBR at the Recovery Room, which would have solidified its rightful place as the bar that sells the most 12-oz. cans in the country.

As it is, they still sell a shitload of Pabst Blue Ribbon at our favorite neighborhood bar.

According to Rec Room owner Chris “Boston” DiMattia, they sold more than 5,200 cases of Pabst this year.

I think that as a town we should pull together and see to it that the Rec Room reaches No. 1 next year. And while we’re at it, perhaps we can become the No. 1 drunkest town in America too. Now those are some goals worth striving for.

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