Forget Carlos Danger. Bow before Aqua Buddha Boy Toy

By now, you’ve heard all about Anthony Weiner’s latest little scandal and the little alter-ego he created called Carlos Danger. But did you know that Weiner isn’t the only big-time political figure to adopt a sext-happy secret identity? Well, it’s true. Read on.

Lindsey Graham Ham Biscuits

Harry Reid Meekly Reider

Nancy Pelosi Dominatrixie Rex

Diane Feinstein One Fein D’lite

Mark Sanford Mark

Jim DeMint Dr. No

Rand Paul Aqua Buddha Boy Toy

Chris Christie Baby Cakes

Ted Cruz Danger Zone

Jim Clyburn The Burninator

Elizabeth Warren Cherokee Princess

Al Franken No Seriously I’m Al Franken