Reports taken from July 27 to Aug. 3
Pigeon problems
A baby bird on July 28 apparently fell from a Mount Pleasant man’s tree into his neighbor’s yard. According to a Mount Pleasant police report, the neighbor told the man she would take it to a local sanctuary, but instead the bird was accidentally killed by her grandchildren. The man flew into a fit of flying fury, but police defused the situation — we hope by whistling a little birdy tune.
Ain’t no snitch
A Mount Pleasant man on July 28 was stopped and questioned by Mount Pleasant police after responding to a “disturbance.” The man reportedly ran from police before being caught, but told officers he wasn’t doing anything illegal and wouldn’t tell them anything because he “didn’t want to be an asshole to his friends.” Respect.
We can relate
A North Charleston man on Aug. 3 told North Charleston police that he left his wallet unattended at a Remount Road gas station and when he returned to get it, it was gone. He added he wouldn’t be canceling the debit card inside it, because there’s only $10 in the account anyway. We’re not going to say that’s the best course of action, but we get it.
Vigilante justice
A North Charleston man on Aug. 2 reportedly went to his landlord’s house with a BB gun after an earlier (ahem) “discussion” about the cost of rent. The man was told that rent was a civil issue and that they were to take it in the courts if they wanted. North Charleston police noted that he didn’t like that answer and instead got drunk and went to take matters into his own hands. He was arrested for breach of peace.
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