I was in church last week and a girl in front of me had a t-shirt on “The Forbidden Fruit Tastes the Sweetest.” And all I could stare at was her shirt.  Who is this person who looked through her entire wardrobe and figured the best shirt she could wear was a mocking send up of the very act that got us all kick out of the Garden of Eden.  If it wasn’t for that forbidden fruit we’d all be in paradise walking around naked.  And here she is making fun of that on a t-shirt in church.  Unbelievable.  What are some other shirts she could wear?

Jesus Died for My Sins and all I got Was this Lousy T-Shirt

I Survived Jesus’ All You Can Eat Fish Buffet

Jesus is Coming- Look Busy

Mary is my Homegirl

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