And you thought your were evil for lusting after Brad Pitt and/or Angelina Jolie. Honey, turns out your going to hell for just being your New-York-Times-loving, Prius-driving, hippie-adjacent self.

The Rev. Jay Scott Newman said Thursday church law doesn’t allow him to refuse parishioners the sacrament at St. Mary’s Catholic Church in Greenville.

But he said his congregants shouldn’t take Communion until they do penance for supporting “the most radical pro-abortion politician ever to serve in the United States Senate or to run for president.”

hippie-adjacent: a person who is friends with hippies, agrees philosophically with hippies, but just can’t stomach any Grateful Dead beyond “Uncle John’s Band.”

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