Here’s another entry from this week’s Press Time NonCensus survey. Take the full survey here.

South Carolina officials are trying to press their requests for the $787 billion federal stimulus plan. What local stimulus project has been overlooked?

• Pirates of the Charleston Harbor: An animatronic boat ride through the Provost Dungeon. Argh!!!

• Bungee jumping station on the Arthur Ravenel Bridge. (Okay, that looks a lot more rational than we planned).

• The Thomas Ravenel Bridge to Nowhere (that is, if you can find a speck of land in the Lowcountry that we can legitimately call “nowhere”).

• Construction of home fences for all of those Republicans still sour over the U.S. losing its isolationist cred in November.

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